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HIGH COMMANDERS LOG:
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IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE
HARRYS BEEN MISSING
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AND I'M DAMNED IF
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
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HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW.
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HARRY RAN ACROSS VICKI
DUBCEK'S EX-BOYFRIEND.
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I'M LOOKIN'
FOR A SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT.
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THERE ARE A FEW
OF THOSE AROUND HERE.
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COME ON!
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HARRY'S GONE!
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HARRY'S GONE!
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WE KNOW! SHUT UP!
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BEFORE WE KNEW IT THAT CRAZED
REDNECK DRAGGED HARRY OFF.
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I CAN ONLY PRAY,
HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT.
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INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?!
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REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN
BODIES ARE PROPERTY
OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD
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AND CAN BE REVOKED
AT ANY TIME.
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HOT DIGGETY DAMN!
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THIS AIN'T
NO NORMAL RUNT!
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I GOT ME
A BONA FIDE FREAK!
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THERE COULD BE
MONEY IN THIS.
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OH, YEAH!
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WHERE COULD HE BE?
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WHERE?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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GARVIN'S GALLERY OF
APPARITIONS AND CURIOSITIES
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IS PROUD TO PRESENT...
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HARGO THE ALIEN.
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PEOPLE OF EARTH...
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I COME IN PEACE.
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I AM HARGO.
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JUST HARGO.
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WHERE I COME FROM,
WE DON'T HAVE LAST NAMES,
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WHICH MAKES IT
REALLY DIFFICULT,
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BECAUSE ON MY PLANET,
HARGO IS A REALLY POPULAR NAME.
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MUCH LIKE YOUR BOB.
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W-WAIT A SECOND, YOU GUYS.
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DID I MENTION
THAT I COME IN PEEEEE--
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INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
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OUR RECORDS CONTINUE
TO INDICATE
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THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO FILE
YOUR STATUS REPORT.
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IMMEDIATE RESPONSE
MANDATORY.
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PENALTIES
FOR DELINQUENCY INCLUDE,
BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO,
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SYSTEMATIC DISCONNECTION
OF YOUR HIGH COMMANDER'S
BRAIN FUNCTIONS.
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HAVE A NICE DAY!
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TRANSMISSION
ENDING IN 3...2...1--
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AH-CHOO!
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[CHEERING]
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ALL RIGHT, BYE.
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OK, I'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THE PSYCHIC.
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SHE'S GONNA TELL US
WHERE HARRY IS.
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GREAT. LET'S GO.
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WAIT, WAIT. NOW,
IF SHE'S SO PSYCHIC,
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WHY DOESN'T SHE
JUST USE HER POWERS
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TO WIN THE LOTTERY
OR SOMETHING?
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BECAUSE PSYCHICS ARE NOT
IN IT FOR THE MONEY, TOMMY.
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THEY ARE HERE
TO HELP PEOPLE.
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SEE, THAT'S WHY
THEY STAY ON THE LINE
AS LONG AS YOU NEED THEM.
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YOU GUYS, WE'RE WASTING TIME.
COME ON, DICK! LET'S GO.
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WE'RE GOING
TO A PSYCHIC.
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WE'RE GOING
TO A PSYCHIC? WHY?
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TO HELP FIND HARRY.
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HARRY'S MISSING?
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WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?!
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UH, 'CAUSE YOU KNEW?
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I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT!
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LET'S GET GOING!
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WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?
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THEY'RE IN YOUR HAND.
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AH, FOUND THEM.
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NOW WE CAN GO.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET MOVING.
COME ON, HARRY!
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DICK...HARRY'S MISSING.
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WHAT?! MY GOD! WELL, WHY ARE
WE ALL JUST SITTING AROUND?!
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WE GOTTA GO FIND HARRY!
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WE'RE GOING
TO THE PSYCHIC FOR HELP.
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GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.
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WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?
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CHECK YOUR HAND, DICK!
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AH. HERE THEY ARE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO. HARRY!
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I'M GONNA GO BORROW
MAMA'S EL CAMINO.
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DICK?
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UM, ARE YOU OK?
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I'M FINE.
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WAIT!
YOU DON'T THINK
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THAT THIS IS SOME
SORT OF PUNISHMENT
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FROM THE BIG
GIANT HEAD
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FOR NOT SENDING IN
THE STATUS REPORT?
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OH, PLEASE!
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY?
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HARRY?
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HARRY! D-OH!
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GREAT! HARRY'S RUN OFF
WITH MY CAR KEYS!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
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AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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YEAH.
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GARVIN, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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HARGO, HAVE A SEAT.
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LOOK, I'M AFRAID THAT
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
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YOU'VE GOT THE MISTAKEN
IMPRESSION THAT I--
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HA HA HA...
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AM AN ALIEN.
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AND I'M NOT.
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OF COURSE
YOU'RE NOT, KID,
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BUT HERE'S THE MAGIC.
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YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE.
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HMM. WELL, THANKS, BUT IF
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,
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I'D JUST AS SOON GO HOME.
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IT WOULD BE FUN,
WOULDN'T IT--
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OH, DARN THE LUCK.
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I JUST REMEMBERED,
THAT'S A NO-CAN-DO.
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I'VE GOT A SIGNED
CONTRACT, MY FRIEND.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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I DON'T REMEMBER
SIGNING ANY CONTRACT.
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YEAH, BUT YOUR
FORMER ASSOCIATE
RANDY LEFORNIER DID.
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YEAH...
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YEAH...
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
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SEE, HE'S NOT SO MUCH
MY FORMER ASSOCIATE
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AS MUCH AS HE'S
MY FORMER KIDNAPPER.
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YEAH, AND I'M SURE THAT
MY FAMILY'S WORRIED ABOUT ME.
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YOUR FAMILY?
WHERE ARE THEY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE,
ARE THEY?
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IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU,
WOULDN'T THEY COME
LOOKING FOR YOU?
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WELL, THEY PROBABLY
ARE LOOKING.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
I BET THEY
PUT UP POSTERS.
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I KNOW FOR A FACT
THEY HAVE NOT!
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THOSE BASTARDS!
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I HATE THEM AS WELL.
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BUT YOU HAVE A NEW
FAMILY NOW, HARGO.
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A FAMILY THAT
UNDERSTANDS YOUR TALENT,
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A FAMILY THAT'S GOING
TO HARNESS THAT TALENT
FOR PROFIT.
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MY PROFIT?
SLOW DOWN.
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YOU'RE GOING
TO BE BIG, HARGO,
SO BIG IT SCARES ME.
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WELL, WHAT,
LIKE FLIPPER BOY BIG?
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HUMAN PINCUSHION BIG.
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I'M SENSING...
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THAT SOMEONE
YOU LOVE IS MISSING.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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YOU TOLD HER ON THE PHONE.
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DID YOU BRING ME
A LOCK OF HIS HAIR?
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UH, NO, MA'AM, I DIDN'T,
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BUT I'VE GOT SOME LETTERS
OF HIS AND, UH,
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THIS IS MY WONDERBRA.
IT'S HIS SLEEP TOY.
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HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM.
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OH, YES, YES.
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I'M GETTING SOME VERY STRONG
VIBRATIONS FROM THESE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I'VE SEEN THIS GUY.
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HERE WE GO.
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SHE'S HAVIN'
A VISION.
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NO, NO, I'M NOT.
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I SAW THIS GUY AT
THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR.
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YOU SAW HIM IN YOUR HEAD.
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NO, NO.
I SAW HIM AT THE FAIR.
HE'S WORKING THERE.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
LAY OUT SOME CARDS
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AND YOU CAN
TELL US MORE.
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WAIT! NO, NO, NO.
SHE DOESN'T NEED
TO LAY OUT CARDS.
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WE CAN GO GET HARRY.
COME ON!
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WELL. TOMMY, I GUESS
YOU WERE RIGHT.
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THIS WOMAN IS
NOTHIN' BUT A SHAM.
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THANK YOU. YOU'VE
REALLY BEEN A BIG HELP.
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BITCH.
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LOSING MY MEMORY, BAH!
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I FOUND THE UNIVERSITY
WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
DR. SOLOMON.
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AND A FINE AFTERNOON
IT IS, GWEN.
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EXCUSE ME?
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WHAT?
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OH, SORRY.
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EH, HOW DO YOU
PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME?
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NINA.
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YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
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THIS ISN'T MY LIPSTICK.
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THAT'S NOT YOUR DESK.
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I KNOW THAT!
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I WAS JUST LOOKING
FOR MY LIPSTICK.
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OH, HI, DICK.
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HI, THERE, PRETTY LADY.
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IS THERE ANY NEWS
ABOUT HARRY?
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NEWS? WHAT'S
THE LAST NEWS YOU HEARD?
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THAT HE'S STILL
MISSING.
WHO'S MISSING?
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HARRY!
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I KNOW THAT.
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NOW, UH,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
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YOU CAN'T
GET OUT THAT WAY.
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I KNOW THAT.
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[CRASH]
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HI, GUYS.
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HEY, HARGO.
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KUDOS ON
YOUR PERFORMANCE
TONIGHT, HARGO.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
GIGANTICUS.
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THAT'S NICE TO HEAR,
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COMIN' FROM THE MAN
THAT I WOULD CONSIDER
TO BE KING.
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WELL, EVEN
THE TALLEST MAN
IN THE WORLD
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WILL STOOP
TO PAY A COMPLIMENT
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WHEN IT'S
SO WELL-DESERVED.
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OH, GET OUTTA HERE,
YA NUTBALL.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
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WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!
WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!
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WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!
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OK. WE NEED TO GO TO
THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR.
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HOW'S DICK?
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OH, NOT SO GOOD.
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I THOUGHT HE COULD
USE SOME FRESH AIR,
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SO I SENT HIM DOWN
TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
TO PICK UP STRAWBERRIES.
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WOW.
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YOU'RE BACK QUICK.
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[AS HENRY FONDA]
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
I CAME BACK SO FAST?
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I GOT TO THE END
OF OUR DRIVEWAY,
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AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER
WHICH WAY TO GO.
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I WENT INTO
OUR BACKYARD,
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AND NOTHING LOOKED
FAMILIAR TO ME.
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NOT ONE DAMN TREE.
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SCARED ME
HALF TO DEATH.
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SNAP OUT OF IT, YA OLD POOP.
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ALL RIGHT. NOW GET HIS JACKET.
WE GOT TO ROLL.
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MARY: DICK?
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DICK...
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I KNOW HOW HARD THIS HAS
BEEN ON ALL OF YOU,
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SO I MADE YOU
A CASSEROLE.
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WHAT STINKS?
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IT'S GOT ONIONS.
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I CAN'T HAVE ONIONS.
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COME ON, DICK.
WE GOTTA GET GOING.
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GET GOING?! WHAT,
YOU KNOW WHERE HARRY IS?
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IF I DID, WILL YA
TAKE THAT STINK POT
OUTTA HERE?
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HEY, MAMA MADE US A SACKFUL
OF SANDWICHES FOR THE TRIP.
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NOW, YOU BE CAREFUL
AT THAT FAIR.
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THE MOONSHINE,
THE MUTANT PIGS,
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00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,143
THE EX-CONS
RUNNIN' THE RIDES.
236
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,146
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANNA COME BACK HOME.
237
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,450
SALLY!
WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?
238
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,986
DON, WE NEED TO GO
TO THE LAPINE
COUNTY FAIR,
239
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,855
AND DICK LOST
THE KEYS TO THE CAR!
240
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,423
I'D LOVE TO GO.
241
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,558
NO. THERE'S NO ROOM
FOR YOU.
242
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,226
WE JUST NEED TO BORROW
YOUR SQUAD CAR.
243
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,495
YOU CAN'T JUST
TAKE THAT CAR!
244
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,563
IT BELONGS TO THE CIT--
245
00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:32,897
HEY, CAN WE USE
THE SIREN? COME ON!
246
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,799
ONLY IF YOU'RE
GOING OVER 80!
247
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,535
I'MAFRAID OF
VIRGINIA WOOLF! ME!
248
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,639
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL BE GONE?
249
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,641
WELL, USUALLY WHEN
THEY TAKE THE SQUAD CAR,
250
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,945
IT'S 5, 6 HOURS.
251
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,948
AND THEY THINK
WE'RE JUST GONNA
SIT HERE AND WAIT.
252
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,182
WELL...
253
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,117
THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY DO.
254
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,522
ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT
IN THE ARCADE.
255
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,090
OH, DAMN!
256
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,092
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND HARRY
257
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,195
IN THIS SEA OF BLUBBER
AND B.O.?!
258
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,965
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS,
I'M GONNA FIND ME
A GOOD PSYCHIC.
259
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,636
NOT ONE THAT JUST...
RECOGNIZES PEOPLE.
260
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,371
HEY, WHERE DID DICK GO?
261
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,605
OH, GREAT!
262
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,275
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE
TIED HIM TO A TREE!
263
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,144
GUESS YOUR WEIGHT
FOR $1.00.
264
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,946
$1.00.
GUESS YOUR WEIGHT?
265
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:25,216
OH, ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN,
YOU GOT A DEAL.
266
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,353
205. STEP ON
THE SCALE, PLEASE.
267
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,925
AH. 205, RIGHT
ON THE BUTTON.
268
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:34,825
I'LL BE.
269
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:38,196
HA HA. GUESS
YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00.
270
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,530
$1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT.
271
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,698
WELL, YOU'RE ON.
272
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,476
OK.
273
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,444
205. STEP ON THE SCALE,
PLEASE.
274
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,715
YOU ARE GOOD.
275
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,521
GUESS YOUR WEIGHT?
276
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,594
THIS SHOULD BE
INTERESTING. HOW MUCH?
277
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,095
$5.00.
278
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,464
YOU GOT A CUSTOMER.
279
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,100
[MUSIC PLAYS]
280
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,910
HARRY?!
HARRY?!
281
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:31,249
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
I AM HARGO THE ALIEN.
282
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,116
OH!
283
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,118
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
284
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:41,659
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
285
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,064
WE ARE FROM A SUPERIOR RACE.
286
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:51,702
OUR BRAINS ARE FAR MORE
EVOLVED THAN YOURS.
287
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,070
WHY DON'T WE
JUST GRAB HIM?
288
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,505
GOOD IDEA, BONEHEAD!
289
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,474
THEN WE CREATE EVEN
MORE OF A SCENE.
290
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,408
I'M SORRY!
291
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,910
WE VISITED YOUR
TINY LITTLE PLANET
292
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,213
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
293
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,249
AND BUILT
THE TOWERING PYRAMIDS!
294
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,717
WHAT? WE DIDN'T
BUILD THE PYRAMIDS.
295
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,953
WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
296
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,688
WE KILLED
THE DINOSAURS?
297
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,989
DIDN'T WE?
OH, WHATEVER.
298
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,125
WE COME IN PEACE.
299
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,760
AND ONLY--[BABBLING]
300
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:19,263
INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
301
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,864
OH, NO!
MY GOD!
302
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,867
THIS IS A GOOD SHOW.
303
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,569
IT REMINDS ME
OF GEORGE GOBEL.
304
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,472
STAGE ONE OF BRAIN
SHUTDOWN IS COMPLETE.
305
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,242
AMYGDALOID NUCLEUS AND THALAMUS
WILL BE DISABLED NEXT
306
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,846
UNLESS YOUR HIGH COMMANDER
FILES HIS STATUS REPORT.
307
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,782
TRANSMISSION ENDING
IN 3...2...1--
308
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,017
AH-CHOO!
309
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,720
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
310
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,021
VICKI: OH, MAN!
311
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,790
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
312
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,494
MY BOYFRIEND IS
THE KING OF THE FREAKS,
MAN!
313
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,730
OH, YEAH, BABY,
I'M WATCHIN' YOU!
314
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,967
YOU'RE LOOKIN'
GOOD UP THERE!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!
315
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,139
THEY ARE
A STRANGE FAMILY.
316
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,607
SO STRANGE.
317
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,643
YOU KNOW,
THEY HAVE A LITTER BOX.
318
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,278
BUT NO CAT.
319
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,249
OK, HOW ABOUT THIS?
320
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,885
DICK SAVES HIS
TOENAIL CLIPPINGS
321
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,187
AND PUTS THEM
IN A SHREDDER
322
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,022
'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID
OF BEING CLONED.
323
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,391
SO ODD.
324
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,061
SO VERY...VERY ODD.
325
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,230
WHY DO WE PUT UP
WITH 'EM?
326
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,766
WELL, I KNOW
WHY YOU DO, DON.
327
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,669
I MEAN, HOW OFTEN
DOES A SUPER MODEL
FALL INTO YOUR LAP?
328
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,805
YOU WON THE LOTTERY.
NO OFFENSE.
329
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,241
NO. NONE TAKEN.
330
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,444
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
YOU'VE GOT LUCKY, TOO.
331
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,014
EXCUSE ME?
332
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,582
COME ON, ADMIT IT,
333
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,550
YOU'RE A LONELY SCHOOLMARM
IN A ONE-HORSE TOWN,
334
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,786
WHEN ALONG COMES
A CRAZY COWPOKE
335
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,489
SNIFFIN' AROUND
YOUR PETTICOAT.
336
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,058
DID DICK TELL YOU ABOUT
OUR GUNSMOKE GAME?
337
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,994
NO.
338
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,396
WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
339
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,432
LOOK, LET US IN.
340
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,968
YOU THINK
YOU SCARE ME?
341
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,938
YOU PEOPLE LOOK
LIKE...ANTS TO ME.
342
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,175
HARRY: LET 'EM IN,
GIGANTICUS.
343
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:18,549
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE POOR RELATIONS.
344
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,384
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND
345
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,788
AS SOON AS YOU FOUND OUT
I WAS A STAR.
346
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,224
OH, HELLO, VICKI.
347
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:30,427
HARRY, I'VE ALWAYS
LONGED FOR A LIFE
IN SHOW BUSINESS.
348
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,097
THE BIG CROWDS,
THE BRIGHT LIGHTS.
349
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,665
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT'S FUNNY?
350
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,302
I DON'T EVEN MIND
THE STENCH OF MANURE.
351
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,539
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T VICKI DUBCEK.
352
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,875
LONG TIME, NO SEE.
HA HA HA HA!
353
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,310
I'M AFRAID THAT YOU HAVE
THE WRONG VICKI DUBCEK.
354
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:49,347
NOPE. HAVEN'T
CHANGED A BIT.
355
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,416
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
356
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,351
[SOBBING]
357
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:59,256
LOOK, HARRY,
DICK IS IN TROUBLE.
358
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,559
HIS BRAIN IS GOING, AND
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!
359
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,694
YOU HAVE TO SEND IN
THAT STATUS REPORT!
360
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,931
NO! YOU CAN'T BOSS ME
AROUND ANYMORE.
361
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,968
YOU--YOU PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN
PUT UP POSTERS!
362
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,404
NO! I CALL THE SHOTS NOW.
363
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,405
LOOK, HARRY--
364
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,506
SILENCE!
365
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,475
IT'S HARGO THE ALIEN TO YOU.
366
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,679
IS THERE
A PROBLEM HERE, HARGO?
367
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,215
NO. I THINK
WE'RE THROUGH.
368
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,217
HEY, YOU'RE A TALL,
COOL DRINK OF WATER.
369
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,454
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
370
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,856
CAN YOU EAT GLASS?
371
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,557
YES, I CAN.
372
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,497
AND NO, I WON'T.
373
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,341
AH.
374
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,946
SO YOU'RE
THE LITTLE MENACE
375
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,048
WHO KEEPS LEAVING
YOUR TRICYCLE
IN MY DRIVEWAY.
376
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,952
NEXT TIME, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING IT BACK.
377
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,889
AH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
378
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,091
YOU'VE GOT LOUSY PARENTS.
379
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:12,930
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THEY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN
THE BIG GUNS.
380
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:17,368
MR. TIP-TIP, COULD YOU
GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE?
381
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,471
MAYBE YOU COULD
GO GET A MINT.
382
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,780
LOOK, DICK, YOU CAN JUST
SAVE YOUR BREATH, OK?
383
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:31,115
I CAN'T ANSWER
THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
384
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,385
'CAUSE IF I DO, THEN
HE'LL STOP CONTACTING ME.
385
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,821
AND THEN MY ACT IS OVER.
I'M FINISHED.
386
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,189
NO. I'M LOOKIN' OUT FOR ME.
387
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,691
WHO ARE YOU?
388
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,695
OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT!
389
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,498
COME ON. I'M JUST
THE SAME GUY I ALWAYS WAS,
390
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,565
ONLY SMARTER.
391
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,601
I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
392
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,972
WHY, BECAUSE I'M LIVING
FOR MYSELF FOR A CHANGE?
393
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,808
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
394
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,146
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?
395
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,648
I'LL TELL YA WHO I AM!
396
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,785
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE,
DICK!
397
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,387
I DON'T KNOW!
398
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,656
NOW YOU'RE HURTING ME.
399
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,225
I KNOW.
400
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,360
I'VE BEEN SELFISH.
401
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,595
WHAT HAVE
I BEEN THINKIN'?
402
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,865
[HARGO SHOW MUSIC PLAYS]
403
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,938
PARDON ME, DICK,
BUT I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO.
404
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,883
THAT'S
A MAGNIFICENT SWEATER.
405
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,755
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
406
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,498
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
I AM HARGO THE ALIEN.
407
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,400
NO. THAT'S MY DENTIST.
408
00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,037
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
409
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,206
I COME FROM A GALAXY
410
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,041
FAR, FAR--
411
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:10,047
Y'KNOW,
I'D LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT TONIGHT,
412
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,682
IF I COULD.
413
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,886
NOW, YOU'VE ALL SEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD CALL ME.
414
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,856
BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME
CALL THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
415
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,559
LET'S CALL HIM, SHALL WE?
416
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,961
[DISAPPOINTED MURMURING]
NO. IT'LL BE GREAT.
417
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,497
I'M JUST GONNA MAKE
A LITTLE PHONE CALL--
418
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,801
TRANSMISSION LINE'S OPEN
FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
419
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,836
WH-WHY IS HE
CHANGING THE ACT?
420
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,171
THAT ACT WAS GOLD!
421
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,512
YOUR STATUS REPORT
HAS BEEN RECEIVED.
422
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,547
AH-CHOO!
423
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,384
HARRY!
424
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,385
DICK!
425
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,687
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE?!
426
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,956
GET OFF THAT STAGE
THIS INSTANT!
427
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,691
HE'S BACK!
AND HE'S PISSED.
428
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,692
WHAT A LOSS.
429
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,695
HEY, SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
GIVE HIM A BREAK!
430
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,062
AFTER ALL THE JOY
HE'S BROUGHT
431
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,699
INTO YOUR DISMAL LIVES,
YOU INGRATES!
432
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,833
HARRY! OH!
433
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,168
HARRY! WE'RE SO GLAD
YOU'RE BACK!
434
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,069
GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, MAN.
435
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,003
THANKS.
436
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,141
WHY THE HELL AM I
WEARING A DIAPER?!
437
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,278
[NOISE DOWNSTAIRS]
438
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,947
THAT MUST BE THEM.
439
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,381
OK, LET'S GET
THIS THING STRAIGHT.
440
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,317
WE ARE NOT GONNA LET
THEM KEEP DRAGGING US
INTO THEIR INSANITY.
441
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,719
DAMN RIGHT!
442
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,655
THIS MAGNIFICENT
ROTTWEILER'S TAKING OFF
THE CHOKE CHAIN
443
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,756
STARTING RIGHT NOW!
444
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,391
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
445
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,594
HEY, DON.
446
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,829
SALLY.
447
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,997
MISS ME?
448
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,966
DON!
449
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,067
AW, SHUT UP!
450
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,004
HEY! HARRY'S BACK!
451
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,505
IN THE HOUSE!
452
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,107
HARRY, WHERE WERE YOU?!
453
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,475
OH, IT'S A LONG STORY.
454
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,244
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU AND I OUGHT TO
TAKE A SHOWER.
455
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,646
'CAUSE YOU SMELL
LIKE A MONKEY.
456
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,148
[MAKING
MONKEY NOISES]
457
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,649
[SQUEALING]
458
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,921
TOMMY, WHERE WAS HARRY?
459
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,422
A FREAK SHOW.
460
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,058
YOU KNOW, BEARDED LADIES,
SIAMESE TWINS--THE USUAL.
461
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,461
WHY WON'T ANYONE
TELL ME ANYTHING?!
462
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,830
I'M SORRY, MARY.
463
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,164
THINGS HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE CRAZY,
464
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,500
AND I HAVEN'T
EXACTLY BEEN MYSELF.
465
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,769
I HOPE YOU CAN
FORGIVE ME.
466
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,472
WELL, DICK,
I--I DON'T THINK I CAN.
467
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,142
WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I GO DOWN
TO BLASCOTT'S?
468
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,345
I'LL TELL YOU
THE WHOLE STORY OVER
A WARM GLASS OF BRANDY.
469
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,847
OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE.
470
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,848
GREAT.
471
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,950
LET ME JUST CHANGE
OUT OF THIS DIAPER, HUH?
472
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,263
HARRY, I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE THE WAY
473
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,733
THAT BEARDED LADY
WAS LOOKIN' AT YOU.
474
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,301
TELL ME THE TRUTH.
475
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,670
DID ANYTHING HAPPEN
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?
476
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:51,142
VICKI, A MAN GETS AWFUL
LONELY ON THE ROAD.
477
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,277
AND I CAN'T SAY
THAT I WASN'T TEMPTED.
478
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,045
BUT EVERY TIME
I CAME CLOSE,
479
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,614
THERE WAS JUST ONE THING
480
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,449
THAT I COULDN'T GET
OUT OF MY MIND.
481
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,551
OH, HARRY.
482
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:01,552
ME?
483
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,422
NO. SHE HAD A BEARD.